Ernie: “Hey Bert.”

Bert: “Hey Ernie.”

E: “Say, Bert, how long have we known each other?”

B: “Well I don’t know Ernie, maybe 30 years?”

E: “Yeah, I guess so Bert. Say, we’ve become pretty close in that time Bert.”

B: “Well yeah Ernie… I guess we have”

E: “Em, Bert,you know the way we’ve been sharing a room all these years?”

B: “Yeah Ernie”

E: “Well, why was that? Cause, you know, I didn’t think we’d have to share a share like back at the beginning of the show, when the producers were trying to cut every cent”

B: “I donno Ernie, why do you always ask me these questions, I just don’t know!”

E: “Well, eh Bert, eh. Say, have you seen the Wizard of Oz…”

 

Finally.